Miracle

I bless you in the spirit of Oncoming Headlight and command you in the name of Suzuki Motorcyle to rise up! Rise up and walk, nay, run! Run to your destiny as an able-bodied person fully capable of getting a real job to support yourself! And all FunSubsters said - amen.

Just because you can walk (Or run for your life) doesn't mean you don't need a wheelchair

Jesus take the wheelchair

Hope he didn't lose his "disabled vet, will work for food " sign.

The way he/she ran tho...