Jokes on you

My dad gets up at 6am only to spend time with his cats. Invalidity of the primary statement confirmed.

I wake up at 9:50 pm and work 50 hours a week. I call invalid!

You don't have to be worth something to society

Sometimes I wake up at 2AM... like I did tonight. Sometimes I wake up at 5PM... like I did yesterday. Fuck yo cycle.

As someone that works nights, fuck that shit.