When you're trying to dredge up some conversation

wow yanny made the perfect comment.

The sofa in my grandmother’s living room. Old-fashioned, layers of protective covering, completely off limits, and only accessible for enjoyment during really special occasions.

i'd be a laz-e-boy so you can sit on me all day long

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/784/223/a35.gif
You know, you guys, I'd REALLY love to not have to break this bad boy out so often.