It’s not fair

$4.50 thank you

I have a very well built ass and my eyelashes are longer than most of my female relatives'. I think in the one alternate universe where I am a girl, I'd be sitting pretty.

Standards are different.

Haha... thinking I pay for soap... that's rich. If you get yourself stinky enough someone will eventually buy it for you.

True, but many of those guys also have chest hair, arm hair, leg hair, back hair, belly hair, crack hair, even toe hair.

I use free trade essential lavender oil extract (non-GMO) ass wash, I'll have you know.

nah, 1 dollar, and it's my shampoo too