Failed nine times

I have no idea how that fool could even think of putting Lion King on a similar level to Loin King

Lion King pales in comparison

I was half expecting the loin king to come up as a porn, but instead it's a song, a book, and a t-shirt about how to carve up Simba for meat

Yeah, it's based off Hamlet.

And the sequel is Romeo and Juliet. Don't ask me what 1/2 is supposed to be

Adorable.