Answer me

I always go stright to WHAT IF I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE?!?!?! And YOU missed all my calls only to find out your ONLY DAUGHTER DIED and spent the last few seconds of her life trying to tell you goodbye but YOU were TO BUSY TO PICK UP THE PHONE!!!!!

Don't ever, for any reason, try to make your mom sad or even uncomfortable/guilty. She is always #1 :-)

It's either that or "oh my god what happened? Is she in the hospital, dead, or worse: mad at me?"

I get pissed when my mom does call me.