Death of a Founding Father

I am actually suffering from what George Washington had. This does eventually kill people. He was lucky to live as long as he did in those times with those types of medicine. I have been told there is a surgery but it doesn't have a great percentage of working or people living. 20% chance I die. 40% chance it won't work. Really not great odds. This is all percentage based on my health it most likely be different for others.

The guy in a black coat looks like me when the teacher arrives and I have to pretend I'm really thinking about the exercise even though I have no clue what we're supposed to do.

To this day his medical bill remains unpaid

Lol

What's crazy is they all are actually sound approaches to his problem if you lack modern-day medical equipment... even the enema. Both the enema and blood letting if it was a blood infection, the vomit in case it was an obstruction, and the chemical throat burns to kill any infection site or to chemically cauterize a wound. Fuck that last one would be painful.

Sounds a lot like homeopathy