Interesting sport

I'm already winning by not fucking playing

I mean that's a way to look at it but the real purpose is to play it as good as possible, if you can write certain type of code in an hour and somebody needs three hours, you are the better one right?

For most people the point of golf is the same as billiards, darts, and shuffleboard: a social activity that allows you to drink while you do it.

Yup an to not loose yo BALLS!!!

A good walk ruined.

Because golf fucking sucks that's why