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purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
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If the fish is fresh, that's actually a sweet deal, I would go buy it and pretend to soft-slap the kid and yoop I got myself food.
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granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
I actually bought you a large fish, an airline ticket to his home in Kansas, and called the number for you to fake spank the kid then eat. Unfortunately, the number that I dialed was not a working number and was not in service.
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purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Oh my! Thanks, that's incredibly nice! While you're at it, why don't you book an airline ticket to my place and bring the fish so that I'll cook it and we can enjoy a nice dinner?
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granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Someone else is cooking? I just might have to take you up on that offer!
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purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Yay!! See you soon!
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rosalinas
· 6 years ago
Okay so do they pay me to spank their son or do I pay them?
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mialinay
· 6 years ago
Well, they want you to do something they can't, so they should be the ones paying.
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rosalinas
· 6 years ago
I'd like to have this as my full time job then
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funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
.....I'd pay $3 to beat him with a trout. I'd pay $3 to beat pretty much any human over 6 with a trout. That's just really funny. Even better if they pay me.
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thecoolchristian
· 6 years ago
you're going to attract some undesirable clientele
