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granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
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Your parents have a favorite child and if you have two or more siblings, the odds are that it’s not you. You might be the smartest kid in your high school but when you get to college, you’ll discover that you’re just an average smart kid in a sea of much smarter kids. Someday your parents will die and you’ll be an orphan just like in the movies. At least once in your life, you will fall in love with someone who decides that you’re almost good enough but not quite and you’ll always wonder why you weren’t. The worst day of your life will be when you realize that you have more years behind you than in front of you and more regret in front of you than finished dreams behind you. Every day that you live, you’re a day closer to death.
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funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
My tea's gone cold, wonderin' why.... I got out of bed at all....
tcole3710
· 6 years ago
My mom accidentally admitted that I'm her favourite, but the second one is true and I don't want to think about the others.
kaiserwilhelm
· 6 years ago
Think about it Bill. If you died, would anyone care? Would they really care? Yeah, maybe they'd cry for a day; but let's be honest. No one would give a shit. They wouldn't. The few people that would feel obligated to go to your funeral would probably be annoyed, and leave as early as possible. That's who you are. That's what you are. You're nothing to anyone, to everyone. Think about it Bill. Because if you do, if you let yourself... you'll know I'm telling the truth. So instead of wasting anymore of my time, I need you to go call someone that matters. Because Bill... you don't."
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
One day, you’ll tire of FunSubstance. You’ll leave and never return. People will talk about you for a comment or two and then you’ll be forgotten, the only memory of you being your posts in the Random section and an occasional ‘remember so-and-so’ from some archaic clinger-on who probably should’ve left eons ago, too. When that time comes, you’ll wonder, ‘Did what I say mean anything to the future Funsubsters who read it?’ And the answer will be an unequivocal, loud and resounding, ‘Probably not.’
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dr_richard_ew
· 6 years ago
Thats why I'll never leave! Ew Forever!
matthewg
· 6 years ago
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sublimegamer
· 6 years ago
Ever get so sad your mouth turns into an upside down heart
