Canadians unite

Yeah

Tbh I just want it because it's weird and bothers the latent ocd in me. But it's pretty much guaranteed America will never give it up to Canada. Unless we find some way to take like Kansas or some state smack in the middle of the US hostage.
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If nothing else, it would at least make them as uncomfortable when looking at their maps and seeing a random ass "CANADA" in the middle of their country

We'll steal west virginia

Perfect! They won't be able to even sing "country roads" without it! That should get their attention

Great! I'll get the giant sack to put it in

Guys, West Virginia is pretty weird. You can honestly just have it. Be sure to give it a good scrub down before you use it, okay?!

If yall want florida is always available.

Yeah... sorry Canada. You’ll have to do better than Kansas or West Virginia if you want to trade for Alaska. Poor Hawaii... aka Florida- won’t really work either. Everyone knows Canada is a softie so Americans could still visit Florida and you’d have to deal with all the... Florida. So it’s a win win for us. Plus The largest most powerful nation and Army is centered in Florida. Disney World. No one fucks with the mouse- the US government gave them the land the park is on to run by Disney Law. That’s how serious that shit is. You could take California. Most of America would celebrate having it gone until they realized its importance as a port, domestic oil producer and refiner, and major source of agriculture and economics. So it would take a few years for many states to realize and then 10 more for them to swallow their pride- but they’d want it back. Plus like 75% of college kids and hipsters/techies in the state already want to “totally move to Canada” so there wouldn’t be much fight

I'll take new york

Good choice. Right across the falls, and you get a ton of celebrities and big businesses.

Ew can you steal me a bit of Oklahoma to make a technocratic state in?

I can do that

1918-1920 - Armenin-Azerbaijani War - fought as part of the Empire
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1918-1920 - Russian Civil War - fought as part of the Empire
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1939-1945 - The Second World War (WWII) - fought as Canada
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1950-1953 - Korean War - fought as Canada
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1990-1991 - Persian Gulf War - fought as Canada
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1992-1995 - Bosnian War - fought as NATO
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1998-1999 - Kosovo War - fought as NATO
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2001-2014 - Afghanistan War - fought as Canada
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2011 - Libyan Civil War - fought as NATO
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2014-ongoing - ISIL intervention - fought as Canada
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https://www.quora.com/How-many-times-has-Canada-started-or-been-at-war-for-king-and-empire-or-for-NATO

There were other skirmishes prior to this iirc, but since Canada didn't really exist as an independent country until 1864-1867 those are mostly considered British wars

I dont mean to be a dick but while yall "won" a lot of these wars most of them were really another country doing mostly everything while yall just sent a handful of soldiers to hangout.

@xvarnah- hero. Well documented and thought out. Wish I could upvote multiple times.

@trashmanrevenge- meh. It’s still Canada. Let em have it. Canada is like that one Baldwin brother. His resume shows a ton of A list collaborations and everyone finds him inofesnively charming- but he’s not Alec and you aren’t going to see any block busters listing his name on the poster- so why not let the Lil guy enjoy all the fans that came to his meet and greet at the Chilles bar and grill off of the 210 near Covina- Sunday from 7:30am to 9am in the tapas room before brunch?