U S A

...which is a bonus because that island is sorrounded with many metric tons of cold saltwater, a wonderful thing to have sitting between oneself and the awful orange buffoon you call president.

They don't really rule us, but technically Canada, New Zealand, and Australia are still part of the Monarchy iirc. Which mostly means an unprecedented amount of people get excited when one of the royals gets pregnant.

To help with the queen

And the US is now beginning an analogous transition.

Can some of us join you on the island? Please? This giant cheeto puff is annoying

Both Michigan and the UK are infested with muzzies.

America was founded by puritans, the british wanted to get rid of the ultra uptight repressed christians