Etymology is fun

Combo deal.

you mean a crusty old dude

"Complete human experience" sounds like a package holiday. Like, imagine alien tourists who are given human cloaking devices and then put into a college dorm for a week with just enough funds to afford instant ramen and three deadlines coming up at the end of the week. THAT sounds like the complete human experience, not *scoffs* birth. You can always adopt. We're all just filthy apes anyway, our genes aren't that special that they need to be spread.

I'm personally ready for these eggs to dry up, with my womb in pristine condition. Should I be sad about my life now or nah?

Maybe but think of how your boobs will never become wrinkly prunes and your mood will improve again.