I Gonna call my Ex

Myself. Checkmate.

I'd just put in a random number and leave my life in the hands of fate.
It's more fun that way.

Not taking any chances, The talking clock always answers....

24 hour IT support, it's time to go

A 555 number

911?

Comcast

Ghostbusters!

My bank, cause those fuckers always put me on hold

My mom's cell phone, its in my desk completely dead.

the police, they kinda always have to answer

My mom, she answers every time.