New Year's resolution? Try these

#1. I once paid the first months rent for my two roommates and one of them bought a unicycle with their first paycheck instead of paying me back

#14. I think it’s ok to offer your seat to anyone. People will be thankful, not offended

Finally, a potato! Also, #1 is my primary method of screening new acquaintances to see if they're worth the trouble of becoming friends.

I dont agree with #7, its called trying to make friends

It is a shame that people need to be told this my a meme on the internet. My mother taught me how to be a gentleman.