@cakelover My weight fluctuates wildly because my digestive system is screwed up. I’ve learned to mistrust scales, as it can and will vary 20 pounds week to week. 400 pounds might as well be it. And before you ask, yes I’m seeing a doctor about it.
@internet My old radio turns on every day at 11 am and plays it, I’m too lazy to turn it off.
-I’m not constantly drunk, but I might as well be, because I’m likely just as confused
- Depending on who “you” is, I may kill you the first chance I get.
- As of the last time I woke up, I had a plastic camping knife tangled in my hair. Blame me for falling asleep in the wrong places.
- I have eaten old corn dogs before, though I rarely have access to corn dogs so I don’t do that much any more
@internet Not my choice, but yes
@internet My old radio turns on every day at 11 am and plays it, I’m too lazy to turn it off.
- Depending on who “you” is, I may kill you the first chance I get.
- As of the last time I woke up, I had a plastic camping knife tangled in my hair. Blame me for falling asleep in the wrong places.
- I have eaten old corn dogs before, though I rarely have access to corn dogs so I don’t do that much any more