If someone hits my kid, the other kid gets a black eye too. Even the score.
Cannot rely on teachers 100%. Kids need to learn to stand up for themselves.
From kindergarten to high school I was constantly being bullied because my parents liked a different college football team and all (I mean literally ALL) of my shirts were maroon & white. 7 Christmas in a row I asked for blue shirts.
When I was 8 my mother complained my shirts kept getting ripped. Explained it was kids beating me up. She said "just don't ever get into a fight. Run and they can't get you." Explained how 3 kids played football and can't outrun. "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, JUST DON'T EVER GET INTO A FIGHT."
"But what do I do if I think they're going to kill me..." "THEN YOU DIE! Just don't ever get into a fight where I'm going to have to put up with it!"
I was third smallest kid in class counting the girls. This was 32 years ago and I still carry it with me.
I'll just let you win right now, my conditioning says I am supposed to lose all conflicts. Surrender without effort, lose... I'm a loser. But I'm ok with that since society needs losers, else who would we give "participation trophies" to?
Support your local consolation industries; keep making losers. Also I have terminal sarcasm, which I like; makes me sound more like Deadpool.
No, see, you still win. I'm not allowed to fight back. Congratulations! Fweee! Party at your house, go buy beer, I'm allergic so I have to be designated driver for all the women who get pissed at their boyfriend for taking your side and want to go home at 9 PM. Woe is the loser.
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
All of them
Every single boy.
The ground shakes.
Cities are leveled.
There's no spotting them.
what have i done?!
Cannot rely on teachers 100%. Kids need to learn to stand up for themselves.
This is obvious.
When I was 8 my mother complained my shirts kept getting ripped. Explained it was kids beating me up. She said "just don't ever get into a fight. Run and they can't get you." Explained how 3 kids played football and can't outrun. "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, JUST DON'T EVER GET INTO A FIGHT."
"But what do I do if I think they're going to kill me..." "THEN YOU DIE! Just don't ever get into a fight where I'm going to have to put up with it!"
I was third smallest kid in class counting the girls. This was 32 years ago and I still carry it with me.
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Support your local consolation industries; keep making losers. Also I have terminal sarcasm, which I like; makes me sound more like Deadpool.
All of them
Every single boy.
The ground shakes.
Cities are leveled.
There's no spotting them.
what have i done?!