Reminds me of the best nun joke I ever heard.
A car full of Nuns runs off the road all the nuns die and go to Heaven's Gate.
At the Gate an Angel says they can only enter Heaven after they place what ever body part they used to touch a man's genitals with into a bowl of holy water.
The first Nun says she only used the tip of her finger. So she dipped the tip of her finger in the water and went on to Heaven.
The 2nd said she only used her hand so she dipped her hand in and went into Heaven.
Just as the 3rd Nun was stepping up to the bowl the 4th and last Nun pushes past the 3rd and says to the Angel "IF YOU THINK I AM GARGLING WITH THAT AFTER SHE STICKS HER WHOLE ASS IN IT YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMEING!"
It probably wasn't like a poke more like when she was young before being a nun and she was on a date a boy said at least just touch it lol so she just placed one finger on it and than drew back and was like no no no lol
A car full of Nuns runs off the road all the nuns die and go to Heaven's Gate.
At the Gate an Angel says they can only enter Heaven after they place what ever body part they used to touch a man's genitals with into a bowl of holy water.
The first Nun says she only used the tip of her finger. So she dipped the tip of her finger in the water and went on to Heaven.
The 2nd said she only used her hand so she dipped her hand in and went into Heaven.
Just as the 3rd Nun was stepping up to the bowl the 4th and last Nun pushes past the 3rd and says to the Angel "IF YOU THINK I AM GARGLING WITH THAT AFTER SHE STICKS HER WHOLE ASS IN IT YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMEING!"