Time to ask the real question

No.

We’ve gone over this.

As cereal by definition is actually only the cereal itself, and is "...typically eaten with milk" (I'm quoting the dictionary here) and soup is "a liquid dish, typically made by boiling meat, fish, vegetables, ect...." I would say that it is perfectly clear that cereal is not a soup.

Bring me the heads of anyone who thinks that it is