They forgot one thing : when you've been laying down/sitting for a long period of time and you stand up, you have 10 seconds to rush to the nearest toilet before large globs of blood succumb to gravity.
I need to find a shady surgeon who can remove my reproductive system.
oh god yes. How could I have forgotten. A few years ago when I was a geology student field trips were almost always at the bad time of the month. Standing up for hours, climbing rocks when your muscles hurt from the cramps and doing so in a weird position so that no one sees your crotch... And knowing full well an accident is bound to happen, as you don't have access to a toilet for 13-15 hours in a row.
Always having to wear black underwear and pants for fear of THE LEAK
'
Having to ask friends to check your backside if you stood up in public and it feels oddly wet down there (not the good wet either)
In girl language, turning around and showing your best friend your rear end isn't gay, it's an extremely common method called "checking" to make sure you haven't bled through your pad or tampon. So the next time a girl says "check me" and presents her butt to her other friends, you know what's up and that she has good friends.
One time in science class I bled on my chair. The teacher asked us all to put our chairs to the side to do experiments. My teacher then picked up one of the chairs.. My chair... Wiped the blood with her hand in confusion and then sat on it.. Still embarrassed over 10 years later
Hahahaha, as a male this post was a hilarious fucking roller coaster. I laughed so hard, but it was in-fact slightly traumatizing. And as a veteran of the red river campaign, I’m not sure why haha
I need to find a shady surgeon who can remove my reproductive system.
'
Having to ask friends to check your backside if you stood up in public and it feels oddly wet down there (not the good wet either)
Also, women don't drown during periods because it's coming from their vaginas and not their lungs