The World's Happiest Criminal

One of those is not like the others

Yeah, she definitely doesn't have a gardener so how could she yell at them?

and everyone knows you cannot overfeed your grandkids

Wait, killing sprees are illegal? SHIT.

Seems like you have some cleaning up to do. I'll help, just don't let @mrscollector and @aviva find out.

Killing spree!? You‘re under arrest, @porch_light and @catfluff

You have no reason or proof to arrest me! I am innocent.

You just tried to aid a killer

TRIED, and unconfirmed, possible killer. Neither you nor I have evidence of @porch_light's suspected killing spree.

This would go great in my autobiography... wait, don't look in there, I SAID IT WAS A FICTIONAL STORY NOT AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE

I found some blood on your door step, @porch_light . Care to explain?

It was MY blood, thank you very much. I was using it to celebrate October 134th.