I'm just waiting for someone to ask me that question

I wish people would stop lusting after me. I'm married.

"What if I had been aborted?" Well, If I were aborted I probably wouldn't have to put up with your shit, so it's a win in my book

"Abortion is murder!"
Actually it's your stupidity that's killing everyone so fuck off

My mom once told me she was sorry for not aborting me.
This is not a joke, she was really sorry for throwing me in a harsh world. I mean, we're both okay now but I would definitely tell that to a pro-life asking me that stupid question.
That or "then you wouldn't have had to deal with me right now".