If I see it, everyone must see it...

wow i'm not sure if i had too high expectations. or... if i'm just desensitized.

I'm so glad, it saves me the effort of going to that weird site and finding it again.

Whose idea was that

So, you probably wonder why AGAIN... backstory: about four years back we had a slapbet where two mates had to biweekly find the most fucked up porn and show it to the other. If they've seen it, you get two more tries. If they've seen all of them, they get slapped for being too fucked up. If you forget, or if your video is unsatisfactory, you get slapped. The slap was also a momentous event - you had to wear an umbrella, sitting on a chair, and then the slapper would say: "Are you ready? Because it is going to rain cuntslaps now" (it sounds better natively). This was one of the videos that was featured, but man it was a mission to find it.

@silvermyth I have no idea who it was, here.

Hahaha this is wiiiild. Can’t believe that’s on this website. Thanks @catfluff

Glad I could help @shikharizard

You've broken the pact.

Pact?

@catfluff Never forget the nine men that fell.

Ah, fair point.

For anyone whos interested, I believe that's Elsa Jean. Personally, not a huge fan, but she's plastered all over the web and riding her wave of fame rn. Apparently, not the only thing she's riding either.

Possums also tend to have terrible breath.

@grimreaper How do you know that?
<_< >_>

They literally eat garbage. I find them inside our trashcans every now and again. When I open the lids, they're pretty close to me.

Amazing that he would do that to it. Should the possum press charges? lol

Pretty sure that's a woman. Fits the facial features.

x-factor: You have no idea what enxymes they host in their mouth..... They could, and most likely are, dog-level.