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parisqeen
· 5 years ago
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That was a rollercoaster from start to finish
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catfluff
· 5 years ago
Well then. I've read enough for today, excuse me while I go think over my life.
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bethorien
· 5 years ago
what are the chances that two neighbors would both be sterile
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kcat
· 5 years ago
Something in the water
deleted
· 5 years ago
I’m going to go meet my neighbours tomorrow. Then I will come home and pray.
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kittycat
· 5 years ago
Technically over the course of 6 months, he only failed to impregnate her 6 times, regardless of the number of times they had sex
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deleted
· 5 years ago
Incorrect. Human sperm can stay alive in the vagina for up to 7 days. Therefore ejaculation overlap with her going into heat was likely much higher than 6 times.
kittycat
· 5 years ago
Assuming she has an average menstrual cycle, she likely only released an egg 6 times, presenting only 6 chances for pregnancy. Thus only 6 failed attempts
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deleted
· 5 years ago
An egg is fertilized by a single sperm. Even if she only had 6 eggs released, based on the story, and without the knowledge he was sterile, he would have been firing hundreds of millions of healthy sperm at her eggs per each week she was capable of being impregnated. So, with the overlap of her menstrual cycle only occupying 1 week per month, and based on the story, that being 3 sexual encounters, it would be fair to say he tried impregnating her a over a billion times in total. However, if we calculate just based on sexual encounters, it wouldn't be less than 18 times.
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asteroid
· 5 years ago
What the actual fuq
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iccarus
· 5 years ago
"I volunteer as tribute!"
guest
· 5 years ago
i'd sure try 73 times at least.
guest
· 5 years ago
I would not charge $2500, I would do it FREE....... at least 100 times.....
guest
· 5 years ago
True story. I remember it being read on a TV show many years ago and four people pantamined being the people in the story and making a skit on it. Was very funny actually.
guest
· 5 years ago
what is this
bibliomaniacturtle
· 5 years ago
This sounds like an R-rated version of when the tea spills in eighth grade and you hear the story from ten different people
