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Merry Christmas from SchröDinger's Santa
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the_grinch
· 6 years ago
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He also has 2 nights to accomplish this because only half of earth is dark at a time
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xvarnah
· 6 years ago
"Provided no one observes him, he can be in multiple chimneys at the same time" pretty much sums up the dynamic of having multiple girlfriends as well
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funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
but what about quantum... er... girlfriend entanglement?!
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xvarnah
· 6 years ago
That's for when they catch him
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funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
but if he has 3 girlfriends and he's not around while two accidentally become entangled, the GF he's with will know immediately.... so he doesn't have to be caught himself.
xvarnah
· 6 years ago
Well I didn't mean physically catch him. Just when they become aware of how many chimney's he's been in
funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
Well.... those will be some super-entangled chimneys.
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guest
· 6 years ago
A bit off-season, but, welp.
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porch_light
· 6 years ago
Are you alright
@title
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mialinay
· 5 years ago
SCHROUMLDINGER
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