Haha hand over the brains and no one gets hurt.
Me: You think we'll have a zombie alert like an amber alert?
Also me: Dude, you can't joke about amber alerts.
Me: Watch me! Muhahahahhgaf
Haha for some reason I'm envisioning like a shady character opening their trench coat during a zombie invasion, but rather than selling watches and thimgs they have like axes, cleavers, guns, etc...
Yea, it was like the camera shifted or something and made them look fuzzy. I probably just have sasquatch eyes or something. I think I was tired too. Oh, thanks!
I've seen some shit man! *scurries off into the woods*
*scurries back to @mialinay* you got me all self conscious about my eyes now. I just tried to look at my own eyes. Without, you know, one of those wall reflecty things - mirrors! It's called a mirror!
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Damn you’ve got some balls to post yourself on the internet. Lucky you this community seems to be a bunch of angels
*peeks in underwear* balls confirmed haha. Thanks. Guess I'm trying to be more open. I don't know why.. Not sure about it yet. It seemed like there are a good bit of people with pictures so don't think it is too brave. Perhaps that is not even me and I just stole some kids picture online or something. Or is it? Da da da! Yea, It's good people
I feel like I'm supposed to know who Pam is... The Office? Only person I've been trying to flirt with is mialinay lol. Not sure how that's going.. Hard for me to tell those things.
Oh, drat I thought you'd know. Umm let's see. Well gossip about @mialinay of course lol. There's this place down the road that has laser tag, arcade games, and bowling that's pretty fun. If you go though, it's the bumper cars you want. It's not like classical bumper cars, but like you're sitting on an innertube in a small chaotic arena. I like walking.. My nephew I found an old tree house and are trying to fix that up. You could help. See a movie or just chill at home watching some stupid show eating some takeout - maybe chinese. There's another place that has drinks and old arcade games/pinball that is fun. They have chili-mac. It's just mac n cheese with chili on it. Yea, we're definitely getting some chili-mac. Help you find a middle name. Could go to a library and flip through name books telling why you can't go with a certain name b/c it reminds you of something bad or interview folks about their favorite name and why. I'm not great talking with people, but could do it for you.
Go to a zoo. Go to concert. Go shopping and not buy anything. Go to animal shelter and get a dog for the day and play with it. Volunteer at a shelter or something. Amusement park. Learn something together - new language or jujitsu. Argue. Hugs. Go to Iceland and see the Northern lights, etc
@jmmcclain Oooh I heard @mialinay loved cats lol. I‘d actually love to go. I haven‘t played laser tag before. I haven‘t gone on a bumper car, nor have I gone bowling either. I‘ve been to an arcade about twice and it was really fun. I can help with the tree house, just show me where to hit with a hammer lol. I‘ve missed out on so many things.You probably won‘t believe me if I told you I‘ve never had chinese takeout. And playing old arcade games does sound like tons of fun. And those sound delicious. Wait, how long have you been stalking me!?lol. That‘s so sweet of you. Going to a zoo and a concert are great ideas too. Shopping-but-not shopping would be interesting lol. Doggos are happy pills. I haven‘t been to an Amusement park, but rollercoasters sound fun. And learning those is pretty cool. The rest are awesome, but arguing isn‘t lol. That‘s a long list. You have a bestie lol
Haha those adorable little villians! Ergghh taking all of mialinay's love lol. No worries a lot of people haven't done a lot of things. Including me.. Many times what people think is going to be great ends up not being so great. Go get some Chinese food woman!
@jmmcclain They‘re lttle devils. That sounds like a disclaimer lol. And maybe I will.
@mialinay Lurkers don‘t announce themselves! lol. You must be looking for...milk and sardines!
I'm taking care of two cats as a mini job when their owners are on vacation. Also I'm kind of seeing someone who has a little cat too. But it's just not the same as your own one.
Struggling to hold all 6 of my fur babies under their armpits with thier little furry bean covered feet dangling.
"NO TOUCHY MY PRECIOUSES!!!"
Husband behind me pleading for someone to steal just one at least. Lmao
Huh, kind of seeing someone...I'll just have to bring two kittens next time. Then even more kittens the next day. I'm going based off an n! factorial scale so you'll be up to around 5000 kittens in a week or so @mialinay.
@aviva now I admit Coujo has a good chance of being snatched willingly but Marshie with his anxiety disorder would more likely bite you and run away.
Boogie would howl in her wounded cry she does if touched. And her vet bills and care are extreme so it takes alot to care for her.
She now takes ear drops which she refuse to take. Try pinning a pint size fluff ball that thinks of you are killing it just so you can put one drop in each ear. Than hold it there for 30 seconds.
Zipper would shrug and run from you.
Allen would just slump and than bug you so much you will willingly give him back lol
Starky will willingly go but will eat you out of house and home and you will also bring him back willingly lmao
honestly only cat you have a good chance with is Coujo lol
aviva, you're the best. Gots to respect her and her space... I did see an octopus shirt yesterday that made me think of her. mialinay, you should get an octopus shirt. I think you'd like it. Oky doky...*boops all mrscollectors cats*
Aww. Actually I'm purchasing all octopus related things when I come across them. And I do have kind of an octopus shirt. It's more of an cthulhu skull but still.
@mrscollector Fine. We‘ll take Starky and Coujo lol. If you mean Starky has a huge appetite, I‘d still take him/her...but for about a month. Both my brothers eat like the world is going to end tomorrow. I‘m sure Starky will fit right in. My brother had a dog as mischievous as Allen. Her name was Catherine. She had a very weird way of expressing her affection though. When she was younger, she‘d split a piece of meat/fish in half and give me the other saliva-coated piece, and then made me take it from her whether I wanted to or not. She followed me everywhere. She was like a little devil but she was so adorable. She had webbed feet which made slip when she ran indoors.
@jmmcclain Thanks ^·^ You‘re the bestest(I doubt that‘s a real word lol)
@mialinay Lets steal an octopus! *cough* you heard nothing >:)
I have a truck, but here me out - motorcycle! Aviva driving. Mialinay and me in the back hoisting up an aquarium with an octopus. How much cooler would that be? Haha. I feel like this could be a good movie short. Aviva would be like this kickass ninja and break us into this high security aquarium (because that's a thing). Mialinay would be this amazing octopus whisperer haha. Or is to ski!? Twist ending we all going skiing! Yay. Guy gets girls. Explosions in background. Fin
@jmmcclain All that for an Octopus!? lol :P
What if I wasn‘t a great driver? Are you and Mia strong enough to lift it? What explodes at the end? In all, awesome idea haha.
@mialinay My most recent weird dream was that I was in the middle of a Zombie apocalypse. And this just makes jmmcclain‘s post title seem like a coincidence lol.
All that for a girl that likes octopodes... Hush, you're excellent driver lol. We'll prep you with some Mario Kart. @mialinay and I could totally lift it. She's like the Hulk's sister and I once saw a gym on the way to get food so we got this! So, I have a confession. I actually, by strange happenstance, totally did not steal anything, had to lift a 30 gallon tank with an axolotl in it and a little over two-thirds full of water today. It was very heavy. Not to mention sloshing everywhere. I had to carry it in my truck, again did NOT steal anything and wasn't doing a practice run, and it went smooth.
I hadn't really had a dream in a while. Not one I remember anyways. Sleeping is...hard. Hence zombie eyes (Zombie Zombie ee eh ei oh oh - my Cranberries cover).
@jmmcclain I‘ll need a driver‘s license though. And that sounds pretty interesting. I had no idea you were stronger than @mialinay . How could you not have dreams at all for that long!? lol. Cranberries cover?
@aviva haha we're committing a crime! Don't need know license to drive. Why haven't you gotten your license? If you don't mind me asking.. I bet @mialinay is stronger than me lol. She looks like a tough cookie. That makes her sound brittle. Well, maybe a soft cookie that taste nice. Oh, that doesn't sound right either. I never know how to characterize strength. There's so many different forms of it - physical, emotional, mental, etc. I'm sure I've had a dream and I just cannot recall it, but it doesn't feel like that. The Cranberries. They're a band. https://youtu.be/6Ejga4kJUts
@jmmcclain Shhh!!! No one has to know what we‘re doing. I haven‘t had the opportunity to get my license yet. But I will soon. I trained @mialinay myself lol. And maybe I‘m an alien on earth. I figured they were a band.
Aww Mia, does that mean we can steal your bf‘s cat since I‘m already shipping you and Jmmcclain? And I love bears!
@aviva I won't tell anyone. Okay, well good luck when you do get your license. I'm sure you'll be great. I just rolled my hand around in a figure eight pattern and looked at it way too intently and thought about how snakes can't really hug. Not with arms anyways... I don't think you're an alien. People are just weird, and unique, and occasionally amazing!
He knows by the way, I told him :D
And he's fine with that cause I just need time to be single and be with myself before I jump into the next long term commitment.
@mialinay I keep seeing advertisements for an octopus shirt. Is this your witchery? Honestly I might would get one, but it's like this insanely flamboyent tight looking shirt lol. I don't think I could pull that off
Haha I'm not certain anyone could. It's a silly shirt, but it reminded me of you so... Where are you at - geographically speaking? Germany? You don't have to say if you don't want. It's pretty early in the morning for me now
@jmmcclain Snakes aren‘t very sociable either. And I know I‘ll get my license soon.
@mialinay Ok. Understood ^^‘ Don‘t come back with a baby though :P
I think Mia and I have the same time, and I‘m from Mars.
@aviva I think you have a problem haha. Granted I appreciate your mischief. I think @mialinay and I need to hold an intervention for your kleptomania. @mialinay I've been looking at bikes! Like yesterday. What kind of bike do you have? There are some awesome trails walking distance from where I live. You all are both far away...makes me sad. I can move to Germany. Yea, I can do that *starts packing*
@aviva you just unleashed hell, no one steals my baby. I've lost too many before.
@jmmcclain where do you live?
And I think my bike is called Pegasus Solero. It's actually a men's bike, cause I'm so tall. And though it's rather a city bike, I love going long distances with it too :)
All I can say is - invest in a decent lock.
@jmmcclain How could you judge me!? *cries* You‘re the reason for the “kleptomania.“ You abandoned me at birth!! (lol)
@mialinay Trust me, you can deal with the loss of this one :P I‘ll just spill cheese on it then
Put it back @aviva! Put it back! That's a nice bike. I've been trying to figure out what kind of bike to get. I made a trail near a school I lived by when I was younger and used to ride my bike there. The trail was horrible with steep hills and dips, but it was fun. @mialinay I live in the southeastern United States at the tail end of that Appalachian mountains (that seems vague - if it was just you I'd be more specific, but internets is scary. Wait should I ask for mialinay's number...hmm I'll think about it lol). Good advice! I'll get a good lock. @aviva *sobs uncontrollably* I'd never abandon you. Let's go cheese some bikes.
Bu..bu..but @mialinay is our friend. We can't steal her baby. I'm a little bit over drama, but...Idk. *goes to library* You guys gots any books on street fighting? I think I know a guy who knows a guy who can get me a flame thrower.
I'm not sure. I think aviva was just being playful. I know that can be difficult. I hope you're okay. If you need anything, let me know and I'll try to help however I can. At the least, I can just listen
@jmmcclain Fine, I‘ll give it back. What‘s the flamethrower for?
@mialinay I wasn‘t being serious. I‘m sorry. *hugs and bribes with chocolate* I hope you‘re a 100% soon.
@aviva thank you! Throwing flames of course. @mialinay it was absolutely on purpose. Hmm..that's weird. I think I probably just messed it up or maybe it was just too dirty or something haha - it wasn't dirty at all.
Ah, so you could say *puts on shades* you're out of this world! As a scientist, I'd like a word with you. I'm worried about mialinay. Maybe you can, in your overlapping time zone, give her a hug and tell her she's amazing.
Hey @aviva. Thanks for asking. It's multiple things. All of them are somewhat err..complicated. The main thing has to do with the relationship I had with someone. I'm just angry at her all the time, and also not angry at her at all. I just miss her
Me: You think we'll have a zombie alert like an amber alert?
Also me: Dude, you can't joke about amber alerts.
Me: Watch me! Muhahahahhgaf
*scurries back to @mialinay* you got me all self conscious about my eyes now. I just tried to look at my own eyes. Without, you know, one of those wall reflecty things - mirrors! It's called a mirror!
@mialinay Lurkers don‘t announce themselves! lol. You must be looking for...milk and sardines!
Mia, I think we have another lurker among us. Show yourself!!
"NO TOUCHY MY PRECIOUSES!!!"
Husband behind me pleading for someone to steal just one at least. Lmao
Boogie would howl in her wounded cry she does if touched. And her vet bills and care are extreme so it takes alot to care for her.
She now takes ear drops which she refuse to take. Try pinning a pint size fluff ball that thinks of you are killing it just so you can put one drop in each ear. Than hold it there for 30 seconds.
Zipper would shrug and run from you.
Allen would just slump and than bug you so much you will willingly give him back lol
Starky will willingly go but will eat you out of house and home and you will also bring him back willingly lmao
honestly only cat you have a good chance with is Coujo lol
@jmmcclain Thanks ^·^ You‘re the bestest(I doubt that‘s a real word lol)
@mialinay Lets steal an octopus! *cough* you heard nothing >:)
Hell yeah @jmmcclain it sounds like my weird dreams and also I'd totally watch this movie
What if I wasn‘t a great driver? Are you and Mia strong enough to lift it? What explodes at the end? In all, awesome idea haha.
@mialinay My most recent weird dream was that I was in the middle of a Zombie apocalypse. And this just makes jmmcclain‘s post title seem like a coincidence lol.
I hadn't really had a dream in a while. Not one I remember anyways. Sleeping is...hard. Hence zombie eyes (Zombie Zombie ee eh ei oh oh - my Cranberries cover).
Aww Mia, does that mean we can steal your bf‘s cat since I‘m already shipping you and Jmmcclain? And I love bears!
He's not my boyfriend but I still don't wanna hurt him
*hides ski masks and sardines behind my back*
And he's fine with that cause I just need time to be single and be with myself before I jump into the next long term commitment.
Yeah, Germany and it's 11am here
@mialinay Ok. Understood ^^‘ Don‘t come back with a baby though :P
I think Mia and I have the same time, and I‘m from Mars.
@jmmcclain where do you live?
And I think my bike is called Pegasus Solero. It's actually a men's bike, cause I'm so tall. And though it's rather a city bike, I love going long distances with it too :)
All I can say is - invest in a decent lock.
@mialinay Trust me, you can deal with the loss of this one :P I‘ll just spill cheese on it then
@mialinay I wasn‘t being serious. I‘m sorry. *hugs and bribes with chocolate* I hope you‘re a 100% soon.
@jmmcclain was the contact info exvhange on purpose? fs didn't let me read the message you attached
Awww, @jmmcclain took a leap of faith. And jmmcclain, I know it‘s for throwing flames but on who/what, I don‘t know.