Okay, for some reason I thought about this for 30 mins after.. I'm weird. Also, cockfee gets auto corrected to cocker for me. Which I love.
Woman: *dramatically spills coffee on privates* (apparently I can't go around saying pussy...Errgh. Erhmm PUSSY - maybe I can lol).
Man: *gives gentle hug to woman* let's get you to the hospital.
Woman: Puffee? (Autocorrected to puffed haha. Better and better)
Man: ...well
Cut to a few hours later at the hospital describing what happened.
Woman: Yes nurse, yea, second degree burns on my privates.
Man: *grins* Why so serious?
That's kinda dirty...hmm. Circling back to that "I'm weird" statement.
I disliked my comment and liked yours instead. I'm tired.. Think I'm gonna just leave crawl back from...yea know one cares. Sorry, just talking to myself
No wonder they’ve all been leaving me.
Woman: *dramatically spills coffee on privates* (apparently I can't go around saying pussy...Errgh. Erhmm PUSSY - maybe I can lol).
Man: *gives gentle hug to woman* let's get you to the hospital.
Woman: Puffee? (Autocorrected to puffed haha. Better and better)
Man: ...well
Cut to a few hours later at the hospital describing what happened.
Woman: Yes nurse, yea, second degree burns on my privates.
Man: *grins* Why so serious?
That's kinda dirty...hmm. Circling back to that "I'm weird" statement.