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So annoyed. And @Aviva deliberately takes me back to that night. If she's not careful I'm going to dump a container load of tuna on her, set @catfluff on her and make @grimreaper watch

DON'T YOU DARE DUMP TUNA ON HER

There's no reason to take aviva's actions out on grim, now

@Shikarizard Just take someone else out for dinner *Shik instantly gets over it* lol. @Catfluff and I have made peace. She doesn‘t work for you anymore. And if you pour tuna on me, I‘m gonna pour your monster date‘s sweat on you :P (how did I do, @xvarnah ? lol)

That depends a bit on what your end goal was and how Shik handles it

@Xvarnah Shik questions me a lot. He mentioned her getting dressed and him having to take her home. What do you think happened? lol

I now have no idea what you were originally asking me I'm afraid haha

@Xvarnah There are very few things on earth that bother me more than passive aggression - so I'll keep poking until I draw out real aggression; that at least can be addressed and handled. That's where I am with the formidable @grimreaper. As you said, I know his kryptonite, and ironically it's tuna and cats. But FFS, we're talking in text on an online community.. does the mere suggestion of pouring tuna really trigger people that much?
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@Aviva Honestly, without tone at play, I don't know how annoyed/upset you really are with me. Frankly, I don't have the mental capacity to care either way, but I did rather enjoy our conversations before I realized how seriously all of you were taking them. I have no intention of engaging in conflict with you Aviva- but trust me when I say you don't want to push me so far as to make an enemy of me. Trust me, it's easier for all parties involved if you take that on face-value. Thankfully, I can take a good amount of poking before I get vengeful.

@Aviva and for the record - no, taking another girl out for dinner doesn't change the fact that this one deceived me. It bothers me specifically because I don't often let myself get played, and it's quite infuriating.

@shikharizard I am not offended one bit about anything that happened lol. I‘m sorry if I said something wrong. I‘m basically pulling your leg ^^‘
Also, I don‘t think anyone here is really serious about this. I‘m not offended, @xvarnah isn‘t, @grimreaper probably isn‘t, and I assume you aren‘t, Shik.

@shikharizard And if I feel offended by anything, I‘d let you know :)

@aviva no, I was being dead serious, but it’s nice to know we’re still friends. Let grim know he should adopt a similar attitude.

@shikharizard :) Ok. I meant like taking any of this serious to the point of being offended by it. It‘s usually difficult to know if someone is being a upset about something when you don‘t know their tone. This whole time I thought you were kidding around. I definitely was kidding. I actually found the catfluff thing nasty but funny lol.
@grimreaper Are you upset with Shik?

Fuck me sideways I had the whole rambling comment typed out and then accidentally clicked an ad for power tools -_-
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Anyway, to sum up @shikharizard I don't think anyone was being serious here. I certainly wasn't. It was all just poking fun and jesting-- likely even on Grim's part.
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As a side note-- I don't think his kryptonite is tuna and cats at all. I guarantee if you threatened to dump tuna on me, he'd not bat an eye. I, however, might be rather cross

@Xvarnah well thank goodness for the power tools then ;)
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And yes, Grim is definitely upset. He’ll just have to get it out in his own time, but I’ll help him along.
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And of course, I’m aware that it’s not specifically the tuna and the cats upsetting the young man, but by extension it is and it appears to be enough. Don’t worry, I would never dump tuna on you mama-bear ;)
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The cat may die of curiosity while we wait, but that seems to be a risk you’re willing to take.. even if @catfluff may object.

This just means I'll have to ramble infinitely more later to make up for it.
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I'm not entirely convinced, but grim will clarify it for himself at some point I'm sure.
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You know my main objection to the tuna thing, other than just not wanting to be covered in fish, was that I didn't want to smell like tuna but then I realized, as a female, there's no good way for me to actually WORD that without it sounding a bit off
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Haha if you only knew how many people have tried to get me to tell them things over the course of months and even years with no success. I'm afraid if catfluff's life hangs in the balance, based on that, all I can say is it's a good thing she has 9 of them

@Xvarnah that’s ok, your ramblings make me chuckle.
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Hahahaha out of some misplaced sense of decency I’ve been avoiding mentioning Tuna in that light, and mama-bear goes and does it. Who would’ve thought? xD
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And not @Catfluff’s life, a cat’s life. I would never harm catfluff- but she’ll get it out of you for me- especially if a cats life hangs in the balance.
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And nobody you’ve ever met, online or in person is like me. I have no intention of waiting for 9 cats to die before I get you to share.

Well at least they serve some purpose, then :p
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Tbh if you hadn't been part of the conversation I very much wouldn't have most likely. But it seemed like the sort of thing you'd have either thought of or appreciate, and so off I went. You gotta know your audience, after all.
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This may be a good time to tell you the helmet story.
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See, hen I was younger, I played an rpg that had helmets in it (a rare occurrence, I know). For no particular reason I put one on my character shortly after starting the game. And then I ever took it off. Eventually people I knew in the game started to realize they'd never seen my character without its helmet on. They wanted to see what my character looked like and asked me to take the helmet off. I didn't want to so I refused. I have no idea why this bothered people, but it did. This went on for months, and even then I only took it off around one person.

That was over something that didn't really matter or have anything to do with me in any way shape or form <.< but it should give you some insight into just how much of an uphill battle you have ahead of you-- and hopefully you won't be too disappointed when it ends in defeat >.>

I'm getting overly upset for the meme, my friend.

@Xvarnah Uphill battles are my specialty. All I heard is that you eventually took the helmet off. This whole thing doesn't really matter, not anymore anyway. You withhold the information almost out of tradition- so no, I won't be disappointed or defeated- which isn't to imply that you will be. I just won't let it rest, and out of the infinite kindness in your heart, you'll eventually put me out me out of my misery :)
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Which RPG btw? Sounds like Runescape to me.
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Of course I thought of it - the first time we ever talked about Tuna, and I knew you would've too, I just never expected you to mention it. It made catfluffs actions even more amusing, especially since the babies want to maintain their innocence... It added a "multi-dimensionality" to the whole situation.

I‘m not a baby, momma bear!!

@shikharizard I had a feeling you'd take the wrong message away from that haha. And it's not a tradition exactly, I just genuinely didn't want to and people asking was far from an incentive to give in haha. But my actual personal details I prefer keeping private. I think you're drastically overestimating how good-natured I am also <.<
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It was indeed runescape haha
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I didn't think about it all the way back then haha, literally just when I started thinking "that would smell unpleasant." It's also up to the "babies" to safeguard their own innocence to a certain degree haha. My goal with not mentioning it wouldn't have been to protect them from that, but rather just not the kind of audience to appreciate that kind of comment
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@aviva I never said you were

@xvarnah But Shik did :(

@Aviva I sure did, and I'll say it again if you'd like.
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@Xvarnah I don't overestimate your good nature, and we both know it. And not the wrong message.. just not the one you wanted me to take, but life can be like that sometimes ;)
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I understand that people asking, for the sake of asking, is not incentive. I don't expect you to tell me "just because I want to know". I'm not exactly outgoing myself- the fact that I don't have difficulty or inhibition to sharing, is far removed from any kind of innate desire TO share... if that makes sense. So while I completely understand and respect not wanting to share your age- it's hardly vital information for random strangers on the internet to have. At the same time however, while I wouldn't push you to talk about something that made you genuinely uncomfortable, no matter how disinclined you are, it won't hurt you to share.
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So I shall continue my crusade :)

@Xvarnah Momma bear, @Shikharizard is flirting with me! lol

@aviva I think if shik were flirting with you, it would be a lot more to the point, and you'd definitely know it
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@shikharizard my good-naturedness applies more to animals than people haha.
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It does make sense. And feel free to crusade, but once again: don't be disappointed when it fails haha
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^ I was expecting to have more to say about all that but this is all I came up with. Try not to hold it against me

@xvarnah Shhhh. I‘m pulling his leg

@Aviva maybe when you’re 18. If you should be so lucky. Nah, not even then. The @grimreaper would come for me.
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@Xvarnah so does mine. I hate people. Doggos are life. And thank you for your concern, but I won’t have to be disappointed.

@Shikharizard Lucky? Did you just... *fake offended look* lol

TUUUUUNAAAAAAAAAA

Oh.. No tuna... *sad kitty face*

KITTY LIVES ARE IN THREAT *AGGRESSIVELY DEFENDS ALL THE KITTIES*
@SHIKHARIZARD
@AVIVA
@XVARNAH

@Catfluff see, I told you. Blame @Xvarnah she’s deliberately killing my cat. Tell her to share!

@shikharizard I've ruined tuna posts for myself
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@catfluff it's hardly my fault shikharizard has decided cat lives depend on my age!

@Xvarnah mhmm. You tell yourself that when a cute little kitty has to die for your stubbornness. @Catfluff I’m sorry.. there was nothing I could do. I really tried.
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Mmmm I looove tuna ;)

@shikharizard I want you to know I read that to the tune of the "mmmm I love turtles" jingle for those pecan cluster things and now those are ruined for me as well

@Xvarnah hahaha don’t even. Literally nothing could ruin turtles for me. And honestly I hate tuna, I actually don’t eat fish at all except for salmon with sushi... but I do love me some tuna :)
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I’ll send you a box if you share ;)

I'm pretty sure you're the one that's to blame for that one at any rate. Also I generally hate tuna as well. Every once in a rare while I can stomach a tuna salad sandwich, but in general... no.
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To quote Sweets "Hate the smell, hate the taste, hate all them little bones."
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I actually don't mind some fish though. Fish and chips can be good, and I love salmon (as long as it's not too thick). UNLESS I get a bone. As soon as I get a fish bone in my mouth it's all over.
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Not particularly interested in the other kind of tuna either. I think you can keep that allll to yourself
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Side note-- if you're after my address now (and I don't think you are) I'm afraid there's going to be a cat-pocalypse and someone needs to shield catfluff from the carnage

@Xvarnah hahahaha good to know. Note to self: Xvarnah hates bones in her mouth
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For the record, you mentioned that tuna first ;)
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And no, I am not after your address. Just your age. Cats will die slowly and steadily until this information comes to light. I'm sorry @Catfluff

@shikharizard I was going to clarify that I hate FISH bones in my mouth, and then I realized that doesn't make things any better
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Now technically that's just not true-- you or catfluff or Aviva did. I did mention it in that CONTEXT first. But that's why I said I think you're to blame specifically for the turtles association. And I must say it casts the little cartoon turle-man is a VERY different light
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Why are they dying slowly? I mean, if they must die there's no need to drag it out

The true cruelty has been brought to light *changes team flags*

@catfluff uh ohh.. I swear I didn’t mean it. I’ll let the kitties go. It’s all @Xvarnah’s fault anyway!
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@Xvarnah exactly. Tuna itself is hardly an illicit topic, but you took it there. As for the association your rambling mind made, I may have triggered it, but I’m not responsible ;)

Hmm... Cruelty and gaslighting... I learn more and more every day...

@catfluff shik's true nature has been revealed!
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@shikharizard and yet you're the one commenting about mouths and bones. And whether you acknowledge your responsibility in the matter or not, I still feel it's only fair to blame you're

@Xvarnah Actually I think @Catfluff was the one that brought up the tuna thing. If I recall correctly, it was because I said something “anti-cat.“ Then Grim found it weird and @shikharizard encourage her to proceed lol

@Xvarnah lol, I’ll take the blame, I don’t mind. And don’t pretend you don’t appreciate the humour. I wouldn’t make the jokes if they actuallyyy annoyed you.

@aviva yes I know. I just corrupted it a little and now @shikharizard has ruined turtles for me. He hasn't ruined bones yet, but then I don't feel as strongly about them as I do about tuna.
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I'm pretty sure @shikharizard finds the reverse to be true.
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Also @shikharizard it's all good haha-- I know it's in good fun

@xvarnah Oh lol.
TUNA TUNA TUNA
FOR XVARNA-H
On a serious note, how does a person ruin Tuna? I don‘t think it has any sexual undertone

@aviva you'd be surprised. I can explain it but you're likely happier not knowing

@Aviva here let me...

@xvarnah You could use euphemism in your explanation

@aviva HAHA. Tuna is the euphemism
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@Xvarnah good to hear you still like bones ;)

@aviva I'm not sure how to word it delicately. Let's just say that tuna is widely renowned for occasionally smelling like a certain part of female anatomy, and the comparison is rarely meant as a good thing

@Xvarnah So @shikharizard likes female armpits!? :O LOL

@Xvarnah You wanna take this one, or should I?
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Edit: I was re-reading some of these comments and giggling like an idiot, and I noticed you deliberately threw me a bone about salmon being "too thick" and I missed it. I'm sorry, I'll do better in the future.

@shikharizard I'm honestly not certain whether @Aviva was joking or not so I'm reserving a response
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It is a rather amusing conversations haha. And glad you caught it-- I was starting to wonder if you would x) although the statement is actually true. I really don't enjoy thick pieces of fish

@Aviva yes. I love sniffing girls armpits. Yum.
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@Xvarnah I can’t say I can relate, but I definitely understand. I imagine it gets very uncomfortable when the piece of meat in your mouth is just too thick. I like my tuna thinly sliced

@Xvarnah Did I say something wrong? :o
@Shikharizard Oh you poor thing! And I was kidding :P

My cousin just explained what you guys meant with the meat and tuna. I am ashamed of you both :O

@Aviva it was going to happen eventually. Kind of like drawing the cats deaths out. I drowned all nine kittens yday, and marked their grave “@Xvarnah was here”
@Catfluff

@aviva look at it this way: we saved you from accidentally saying something like "she smells like tuna!" To someone without understanding the connotations.
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Also I'm blaming @shikharizard entirely for all of it

Please stop, Shik lol

@xvarnah Says the woman who dislikes “thick meat.“ How long have you been cheating on papa bear?

I.. Am not going to touch too deeply about what was just unintentionally implied. I'd drag Jason over here but I'm not sure he can participate in this chat

@xvarnah Why?
I guess so. And it could scar him too lol

@jasonmon. This is the one right?

@Xvarnah @Aviva And for the record. If mama-bear should be so lucky ;)

That implies much the same as aviva's comment though. Which is probably not what you meant to imply

We’re getting lost in direct and in-direct implications, so for fear of implying something I don’t mean, I’m not chasing that down the rabbit hole. All I meant was- if anyone is going to imply you and I dating.. well, you’d be a very lucky young lady ;)
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I just didn’t say it’s what I wanted

That's not what I meant at all haha no worries.
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By implication I was referring to the conversation about how I dislike thick meat apparently, so, by extension.. (hopefully this clarifies as I didn't come up with a way to finish this sentence)

@Xvarnah so you like thick meat? You're not making any sense! ;)

@shikharizard NOT THE KITTIES

@shikharizarshikharizad <- well my phone just produced this mess somehow. But no haha. The implication was if I only like thin meat, that potentially says something about any guy I'd be in a relationship with. Which, suggesting if I were in a relationship, would imply about you or Jason or anyone else unfortunate enough to get dragged into this

@Xvarnah thank you for your concern, but nobody would mistake me for thinly sliced ;)
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I’m sure Jason may have something to say about all this when he finally gets involved. Do you guys know each other irl?
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And I’m so sorry @Catfluff. @Xvarnah just didn’t want to save them. 9 cute little fluffballs paid the price. 9 more next week I suppose..

@shikharizard I'll just take your word on that haha. Though I wasn't suggesting either of you needed to defend yourselves
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Good grief this conversation has gone so very far astray
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And no we don't. Me, Jason, and Aviva just kind of accidentally adopted each other at some point and drag each other all across the website. Usually not in this sort of context, however. We'll see if poor Jason is prepared for what's transpired if he ever makes it through the comment chain
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Is there a reason it's 9 of them? Just seems like 7 would make more sense-- one for each day of the week. Unless you're bored on weekends I guess

Mi familia

@Xvarnah 9 kitties for 9 lives. Plus 9 a week just adds up quicker on your conscience.
@catfluff

Wait what 9 lives? I'm so confused now
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Sidenote @shikharizard I somehow made someone ragequit the website earlier. You should be proud

@Xvarnah cattos. Cats. 9 lives 9 kittens
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*wipes tear away* they grow up so fast.. already 24-27! So proud. If only you could get rid of that guy. Like permanently. In real life.

@shikharizard so you're killing 9 cats because they have 9 lives?
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I don't even know who the hell it was tbh. They just got their tail feathers all ruffled over some comment I made and then declared they were deleting their account. Which they did. Which makes them entirely unidentifiable so they might as well have been a guest from my standpoint anyway. The whole thing is fairly bemusing

@Xvarnah I’m killing 9 cats because it’s a reasonable, high, number so it stacks up against your conscience. And so @Catfluff does too.
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Who cares? The coward deserved it. Bemusing.

Oh my, cat torture, tuna smells, thick meat..what even is this? Why have I been dragged in to a comment garbage fire like this, @shikharizard? Lol

@Jasonmon your reaction sums up why perfectly. @Xvarnah was just being extra careful to specify she doesn’t like her meat thick, but she likes thick meat. Honestly I’m lost

I made Spaghetti!! lol

@jasonmon don't say I didn't warn you
@shikharizard this must be how people end up becoming vegetarians
@aviva I hope it's good :)

@xvarnah *greatly hoping the topic of this convo changes* And I make wonderful Spaghetti(I mean the food incase it sounds like a weird innuendo).

Haha, oh gosh we've made you paranoid now.
I'm not actually a big fan of spaghetti (or pasta at all tbh) but I'm sure yours is great :)

Mmm spaghetti. I don't like sauce unless it's *really* amazing, so I usually just eat my spaghetti with a tower of fresh parmesan grated on it.

@Xvarnah I couldn't tell you. I was raised vegetarian and became a carnivore. I imagine you'd miss your meat quite a bit ;)
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The catfish needed her protein, that I can definitely say

@jasonmon weirdly the sauce was all I used to like when I was a kid and now I won't eat it at all. I'd rather have my spaghetti plain with just some salt/cayenne pepper and maybe some Parmesan
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@shikharizard see, now I can't tell if you were actually RAISED a vegetarian or if the entire thing is innuendo <.<

@Xvarnah hahahaha, no it's true. I was raised vegetarian. In THAT context, the only meat I eat is cat meat...and preferably it doesn't smell like tuna
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And yes, this conversation has gone so far off the rails, and I enjoy it thoroughly

@shikharizard based on the little you've said I'm now surprised it was vegetarian and not vegan
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Haha I think poor Aviva and Jason have become a little traumatized

@Xvarnah I have tried and would love to be a vegan. I just can’t get full eating grass. I have the metabolism of a small rhino, and I need my protein.
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This’ll toughen them up

@shikharizard oh really? It doesn't seem like the type of lifestyle that would necessarily interest you. I know I could never do it haha
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Ohhh I think Aviva and Jason are plenty tough, just maybe not in this particular field

*tapes @xvarnah ‘s and @shikharizard ‘s mouths shut* *smacks them both with a frying pan and hits the ‘reset‘ button* *puts them both infront of a tv showing Teletubbies*

@Aviva hahaha. I wish there was a reset button. I wish I could start all over, but with the knowledge I have now.. I’d make so many decisions differently.
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I’d still end up an ice cold killer and a horndog though- so I’m not sure if it’ll serve much purpose. Never liked the teletubbies much. Can we do magic school bus instead?

@shikharizard Do you need a happy hug? lol

@aviva you know I used to put ducttape over my mouth when I was a child and it's actually not particularly difficult to get off using your tongue
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I never really watched teletubbies. They seem terrifying. Might learn something

@Xvarnah Not if I glue your lips together. I have found your weakness! Mwahaha!

@xvarnah Please refrain from using phrases like, "not particularly difficult to get off using your tongue" around @shikharizard. Just absorb the soothing, wholesome messages from the teletubbies.

@Jasonmon I’m very good with my tongue. The reviews are excellent.
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P.s. my apologies.. it’s been a rough couple weeks. I’m not as attentive as I usually am

Pls no mor ded kitties