Ya all!

I didn't get today's papers

Oh, silly me. I was on paper duty. A dumb tallywhacking jibber-twitnozzle I’ve been, I should say. Dear me.

I'm calling your manager and gonna tell them to fire your ass

Although I won’t be able to enjoy my rat tail pies anymore, I commend you, sir, for putting me in my righful place! Oh, when the sire hears of this, he’ll take away my week’s shilling and stick me in the gibbot. Well played, gent; well played!

I have also demoted myself to the assistant of the assistant of the rat dropping’s sweeper’s assistant. His cousin’s friend’s uncle’s half-brother’s son is one of the royal guard, can you believe it? It’s as if I’m standing next to her Majesty!

Don't worry child you won't be thrown to the gutters for this