It was just a random ad that popped up while I was scrolling the site featuring a meerkat, a gravity-defying dog in boots and a little suit, and two elephants fucking-- all of which are available for download apparently.
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The captions were just from the posts before and after the ad and I found them amusing in the context of the ad
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· 5 years ago
Update us! Did you download them? Are the elephants having sex in your bedroom? Did you tell them to use protection?
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You should feed the meerkats to your danger noodle and give the gravity-resistant doggo a hug from me.
Haha I did not. I screenshot them and shared them with you lot.
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I could TRY but it probably wouldn't work. 1) meerkats wouldn't smell like food to her, and 2).... She'd probably be afraid of them.
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No, seriously. I'm having a heck of a time getting her to even consider striking at medium size rats because she's PRETTY SURE they might be up to something, and that could be scary
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· 5 years ago
Thank you for sharing.
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Your snek sounds like a coward. You should meet mine- he's a bold lil fella. Emphasis on the bold AND the lil.
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Ok maybe that's enough targeted innuendo for night. Maybe.
She is absolutely 100% a coward. She bumps her face on her own body sometimes and it scares her. Poor little noodle. She's doing her very best, it's not her fault her best is a bit pathetic
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I'm surprised you'd emphasize the Lil part but to each their own
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· 5 years ago
Hahaha that sounds so sad. I wouldn't be sympathetic to a human, but I feel bad for the little noodle. Interesting how that works eh?
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Haha, I was joking. I'm not insecure, so I can make jokes about it.
It's hard not to find her ridiculous lack of survival skills a bit endearing haha. I've probably told this story before but she stuck her head out of her hide (cave she lives in) once, bumped her nose off the ground and scared herself. She recoiled so quickly she smacked her head off the entrance to her hide and I just had to stand there shaking my head because what else can you do.
^despite all this people are STILL terrified of her
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I know I was just joking about your joke :p
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· 5 years ago
Too cute. She is snek! She is fear itself.
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Are you calling it a joke, or are you calling my joke a joke?! Jk again I get it
Is it because someone in each photo is getting fucked, eg: Dog in shoes (Dog), Elephants (I really shouldn’t have to say it), and the download only option (the person on the other side of that photo)
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The captions were just from the posts before and after the ad and I found them amusing in the context of the ad
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You should feed the meerkats to your danger noodle and give the gravity-resistant doggo a hug from me.
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I could TRY but it probably wouldn't work. 1) meerkats wouldn't smell like food to her, and 2).... She'd probably be afraid of them.
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No, seriously. I'm having a heck of a time getting her to even consider striking at medium size rats because she's PRETTY SURE they might be up to something, and that could be scary
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Your snek sounds like a coward. You should meet mine- he's a bold lil fella. Emphasis on the bold AND the lil.
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Ok maybe that's enough targeted innuendo for night. Maybe.
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I'm surprised you'd emphasize the Lil part but to each their own
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Haha, I was joking. I'm not insecure, so I can make jokes about it.
^despite all this people are STILL terrified of her
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I know I was just joking about your joke :p
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Are you calling it a joke, or are you calling my joke a joke?! Jk again I get it