More Japanese Dwarf Flying Squirrels (they're stackable!)

Except you

I never wanted squirrels to be drowned

You keep saying that about the kittens, but you're happy to let them suffer

Just because I LET them suffer doesn't mean I WANT them to

That's like saying just because I LET the Holocaust happen, doesn't mean that I WANTED it to

Says the one killing the cats in the first place <.<
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And, I mean, they did LET him invade the Reinlands (<- screw spelling)

Says the one forcing my hand, responsible for the deaths of each cute, tiny little fluff ball >_>
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Rhineland. Tbh idk how you got that wrong- its the name of the river and the word land hahaha

I hardly put a gun to your head
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In my defence I haven't had to spell it since like 7th grade and also I didn't know there was a river. I just hear "Rhine" and think "cheese"

You did!
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Hahaha it's one of the biggest in Europe and one of the main sources of water for all of Western Europe! It flows through Germany, Holland, France, Austria and Switzerland.
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And actually, that's Rind*

I think I'd have noticed doing that, though
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I'm surprised Switzerland is okay with a foreign body of water invading it like that. I learned about the *war,* okay, not the rivers
<.<
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Oh I know it's rind, but Rhine sounds close enough, so my brain decided to just automatically connect it to cheese

You're Albertan, which is like the Texas of Canada. You could easily have done it without remembering, and you did.
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Well, considering that the river literally starts in Switzerland, I don't think that technically counts as invasion. I learned about everything ;)
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Does you brain do that with everything? Is that why you take cat-ocide so lightly?

I don't actually even know how one gets a gun in Alberta, but I definitely remember any time I've held a gun <.<
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Or it ENDS in Switzerland. Yes, I'm probably reaching now. I learned mostly things that would be of no use to anybody
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Not everything, no. It does connect almost anything to song lyrics, though, so I have that going for me. Along with Cheese-land

Is that innuendo?
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You're reaching, and that sounds about right ;)
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See, part of why I'm trying to find out your age is to form a complete image of mama-bear. Now you're starting to make me imagine that creepy little girl who's always unusually happy and humming in the movies, but who secretly does crazy ****ed up shit, and then laughs about it like nothing happened. That used to be Rosie, but now it's you.

I suppose it could be if you wanted it to be
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Well one of these days it's bound to make me taller
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Can't imagine why you need a complete image of me. Is this the part of the movie where I devour you, then? <.<

We'll say that it was, because it sounds like you enjoy handling guns.
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Are you very short?
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Devour away baby, swallow me whole ;)

Now that depends entirely on the gun
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To answer, or to torment you into oblivion needlessly again <.< or maybe my height doesn't play into your imaginings
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And here I was deliberately choosing devour to avoid confusion >.>

*eats a slice of pizza*

Pepperoni? Can I have a piece?

Sure, but wash your hands first

Thanks pixie!
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Edit: also, I was not the one handling a gun - regardless of nature of said gun, so I think my hands were likely already clean, even if my mind is in-fact filthy

Screw pepperoni <_<

What gun?

Ask mama-bear

@xvarnah You‘re a secret robber with shik?

@aviva there's two possible guns he might be referring to, and either of them requires hand-washing after handling