At least he tried

5 years ago by hyperion · 411 Likes · 13 comments · Fresh

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rosalinas · 5 years ago · FIRST

This + a kilogram of baked bean = Hell.

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purplepumpkin · 5 years ago

"I'm sorry ma'am but your son is dead. -What happened? -Well the first clues indicate that he... he just... sorry I'm going through a tunnel *hangs up*"

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grandahi · 5 years ago

“Feed him!”

purplepumpkin · 5 years ago

Was that a Human Centipede reference?

grandahi · 5 years ago

Of course!

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captbojangles18 · 5 years ago

What the hell...?
Ok, so let's say you're actually into this... How does it... Work? I mean she just stands there while the dude kneels behind her until... What, exactly?

purplepumpkin · 5 years ago

Tongue, self stimulation with hands, and until...the usual way it ends.
I suppose.

iccarus · 5 years ago

get three and play cosplay of the human centipede

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captbojangles18 · 5 years ago

It's a no from me dawg...

iccarus · 5 years ago

you're in the back then

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metaanalysis · 5 years ago

Uhm, why do they have the same last name?

acegalaxi · 5 years ago

In many cultures the lady takes the man's surname after marriage...

metaanalysis · 5 years ago

Yes, you are absolutely correct. I appear to have had my head up an orifice of my own.

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