Honestly, calm down

Yes but yogurt with real blueberries and honey on top... that IS crack.

Maybe it is crack, Steve. Maybe I needed a pick-me-up, and this blueberry yogurt is the only thing that helps, Steve. Shut your judgmental ass and pay attention to your damn cat for once.

But it's so yummy and it always disappears before I'm ready to stop eating it!

how do you know it's not crack motherfucker shut the fuck up I'm fiending bitch leave me alone stop bullying me goddammit

Your bourgeois is showing.