What's in a name?

If I ever have a baby I'm naming it cheeseweed

This is my two-year-old daughter, Mother of Thousands.
*police sirens*

I can see most of the "Good" ones working, not sure about Lavender and Dawn though. Not sure I know of a person with one of these two names.

Hey Virginia, what's your middle name?
Oh, um, I don't have one.

Lavender and Dawn sound like pokemon names

Anyone else think it said vagina creeper at first?

Cheeseweed for the win!