The pain

Right in my pocket

And that is why you never have a gaming ANYTHING on top of glass.

My money says he lost a match and pounded both fists on the table

Only things valuable are the accessories, the computer, which is relatively safe, is a HP Envy 700 series, relevant maybe 4 years ago, and absolutely shite now. Source: I own it

This is clearly your fault. WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD YOU DARE TO PUT ANYTHING HEAVY ON A GLASS TABLE?!?!

I have that same glass table and have set up a home's studio on it.. the glass isn't thin so as to break so easily. Someone hit that table really hard to shatter it

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