when I was in 6th grade, I was riding a public bus and I was thinking about what my mom was making me for dinner as I stood up. but as I stood up, I lost balance and hit my head on a pole. and instead of saying ow I said
"mac and cheese!"
well I was in 6th grade. I thought pretty much everything I did was awkward or embarrassing. I did and all the the people on the bus were trying not to laugh so...
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· 4 years ago
When I was 10, i loved to hump everything because it felt nice. I did it everywhere I could, even at school. Obviously everyone knew what i was doing, except for me. I eventually stopped on my own
When I was in primary school I was dared to cut some of my hair and i didn't want to look like a coward so I went under the table and cut a huge chunk out of my fringe and I didn't want to look like an idiot so I coloured in a price of paper and taped it to my forehead.
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Or maybe the time my mom said that I was very different from other guys because my temperament and general *feel* was more like a woman's and I just said "haha maybe im like a gerudo haha" and there was a really awkward silence and it lasted sooo long.
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Or maybe the time I got caught watching porn (It was normal, straight stuff) and I tried to cover up what I'd done and my abusive dad dragged me downstairs and shouted at me loud enough to wake up everyone else in my family and they heard about what I'd done.
Maybe this is why I'm fucked up nowadays haha
Either wanking it to the Spice World poster in the middle of a theater hall as a kid, the time I shat in the back of my friend's truck (I thought it was a fart ok... I didn't know what alcohol and taco bell could do when combined), or... the time a good friend played a prank on me by throwing a chicken finger at a chick I had a crush on while we were in the theater, then blaming it on me, then she poured her icee on me and turned my shorts and J's pink... then I had to wear them in class the following Monday. She apologized, but she ruined my fucking J's.... well.. technically he did, as he provoked her. I'm sure I can come up with a few more, as I haven't reached my streaking stories.
"mac and cheese!"
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Or maybe the time my mom said that I was very different from other guys because my temperament and general *feel* was more like a woman's and I just said "haha maybe im like a gerudo haha" and there was a really awkward silence and it lasted sooo long.
.
Or maybe the time I got caught watching porn (It was normal, straight stuff) and I tried to cover up what I'd done and my abusive dad dragged me downstairs and shouted at me loud enough to wake up everyone else in my family and they heard about what I'd done.
Maybe this is why I'm fucked up nowadays haha