Sign on a window of a burger joint in Krakow, Poland

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deleted · 5 years ago · FIRST

So that's why us Americans are fat: it's a kidnapping countermeasure!

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rosalinas · 5 years ago

I mean if you're fat enough, the kidnappers can just roll you into their vans.

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catfluff · 5 years ago

Skinny people also escape easier though

parisqeen · 5 years ago

We just slip out like lanky spaghetti

jasonmon · 5 years ago

Okay, wow. "Slip out like lanky spaghetti" is one of the first phrases I'm reading today. I can already tell it's going to be a weird one lol

parisqeen · 5 years ago

Imagine living with me. A poor soul on this site deals with phrases like these everyday lol

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shiftingsands · 5 years ago

Kraków *

pstato_no · 5 years ago

why is it in English

cakelover · 5 years ago

I have a better idea
Get jacked af

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