My Dad was a smart very educated man. Did many hero jobs. Fireman EMT police officer and so on. So many. When he was in his 50s he decided to be a truck driver. He failed the test 5 TIMES! All because of math lmfao.
He said HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THOSE ANSWERS!!!?!??
I asked to give me one to see how hard they were.
He said " You have 10 apples Mary wants 3 Peter wants 5 and Dave wants 4. How many apples do you have?" I say "you have -2" He blows up and says "HOW COME YOU KNOW HOW MANY????!!!!" I ask what he wrote? He screams "0 I WROTE ZERO MARY WANTS 3 PETER WANTS 5 AND DAVE WANTS 4 BUT I DONT HAVE 12 APPLES DAVE SO YOU ARE SHIT OUT OF LUCK AND YOU GET 2!"
I tell him "Dad it means you gave them all your apples and now you OWE 2 apples to them. So -2."
Lmfao he just threw his hands up and said "How about I just keep my damn apples and say Fuck you Mary fuck you Peter AND FUUUUCCCK YOU DAVE!!!"
roflmmfao
He said HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THOSE ANSWERS!!!?!??
I asked to give me one to see how hard they were.
He said " You have 10 apples Mary wants 3 Peter wants 5 and Dave wants 4. How many apples do you have?" I say "you have -2" He blows up and says "HOW COME YOU KNOW HOW MANY????!!!!" I ask what he wrote? He screams "0 I WROTE ZERO MARY WANTS 3 PETER WANTS 5 AND DAVE WANTS 4 BUT I DONT HAVE 12 APPLES DAVE SO YOU ARE SHIT OUT OF LUCK AND YOU GET 2!"
I tell him "Dad it means you gave them all your apples and now you OWE 2 apples to them. So -2."
Lmfao he just threw his hands up and said "How about I just keep my damn apples and say Fuck you Mary fuck you Peter AND FUUUUCCCK YOU DAVE!!!"
roflmmfao