It does indeed have wares for sale or lease

But the facial proportions seem off for a main coon

I've seen a maine coon. That is NOT a maine coon. Half, MAYBE.

My thoughts exactly. I just showed this to my mother (who used to work at animal rescues/hospitals), first thing she said was that ISN'T just Main Coon, its at least half Bobcat.

I'm just going with half werewolf lol

So....a werewolf mated with a Maine Coon?

Yes. Strange shit went down.