Ranch, especially buttermilk ranch, used to give me the worst farts you can imagine. I used to put it on my fries back in middle school nearly every single day, then I started to keep track because I could nearly evacuate a classroom, and wanted to figure out why.... took me a week to figure out it was the ranch so I went cold turkey for a decade. Now I can handle it about once every two weeks.
Have you seen the post on the girl with ranch on her vag where she spontaneously orgasmed the whole time and the doctor found it was from maggots?
That's how you get maggots.
That's how you get maggots.