Cake fail

man having terry crews as a dad sounds great

I recently had a dream where a male friend of mine (someone I don't actually know irl) came up to me and was super proud of his false (wearable) fox ears and tail he had bought.
I took a look at them and said; Those are not fox ears & tail, those are the raccoon ears and tail from super mario 3.
He got so upset with me he broke off our friendship...
:/

Look at your dad, now back at me. It's the same person. I'm your dad

*cough* Wouldn't have this problem if you were a woman *cough* *cough*