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jasonmon
· 5 years ago
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They're not a big deal if, after they identify themselves, you just say, "Oh. Listen, I respect that you feel strongly about something but please come at this from my point of view. Any knock on my door is a big interruption for me. I just had to drop everything to deal with this. I'm sorry, that's not respectful of you. Because of this, I never support solicitation of any kind. I wish you the best, but I need to get back to what I was doing. I hope you have a great day :D"
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norwegiangirl
· 5 years ago
Or just say «Sorry, I’m not interested. Have a nice day». A lot less effort.
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alekazam
· 5 years ago
“Get off my lawn, ye damned kids!”
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jasonmon
· 5 years ago
Those are levels two and three. You can also answer the door like my for-realsies gay porn star neighbor, who is the most ridiculous human I've ever met: he was naked, fully erect, demanding they wait while he went and loaded his gun. That's like level 9000. No Jehovah's Witnesses ever came to his door again.
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sunflowers
· 5 years ago
That sort of sounds like sexual harassment
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
I agree 100%
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guest
· 5 years ago
I’d laugh so damn hard if someone cAme to the door naked