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American Badgers are survivors. What's a euro badger have to compete with? I've seen a badger in Idaho take on a rattle snake and then scrap with coyotes. It wasn't even breathing heavy.

Rheumatism!

UK badgers are still scary when they run at you in the dark.

What if there was a buddy cop movie with the 2 badgers. The grizzled bitter American was stripped of his badge and reassigned to the UK after an incident involving a kid and an accidental gun firing. He has to learn to get along with the upper class private detective from the UK and his pedantic mannerisms who plays strictly by the book. Together the American learns respect for his colleagues and the UK badger learns to loosen up and go off the books.

UK Badgers are generally considered high level apex preds. Guess there's no bears and cougars and shit

Check out american vs. australian oppossums!

I dunno what kinda badger the rest of Europe gets but the Swedish ones will bite your ankle until the bone breaks and then fuck you the fuck up for looking at them funny.

Real American Badgers help Jesse cook and sell meth

They may look Nicer, But they are just as angry and batshit crazy if cornered.