What are you doing here ? Stop waisting your time. GO PLANT TREES ! NOW!

No u

Fuck me yourself, coward.

There are places where you can pay to have a tree planted in your name. And since you'd have to buy a tree to plant in any case, it's not like it'll be a waste of money.

You should plant a tree wherever you bury one of your victims.

Go for a walk and just toss acorns or other seeds you find on the sidewalk. Of course your probability is low, but who knows? Oaks have gotten along with amnesiac squirrels for a few million years.