Dude have you ever tried illusion magic?
It's super useful, you've got colored lights, sound effects, and you can change the color of clothes.
Don't bash it till you cast it
(Meanwhile, in the background of the current scene...)
Me: ABRACADABRA!
*Demon appears*: Have you come to fulfill your debt human?
Me: FUCK OFF ABE! I CAN'T DO A SINGLE CHANT CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS SHOWING UP!
Demon: It's Abbadon and need I remind you how far behind you are on your debt? My business is collapsing all because you didn't honor your contract to me!
Me: FINE! FINE! I'LL PAY OFF MY LITTLE DEBT LATER!
Demon: That 'little' debt costs you ten thousand souls, I am not running a charity here! You have until the last light of the day tomorrow or you'll spend all eternity in Seven Hells. *Demonic Ninja Smokebomb Vanish*
Me: GOD! THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T TRUST DEMONS, THEY CHARGE YOU EXTRA FOR EVERY SERVICE!
Poor contract negotiating leads to these issues.
It took me a solid 3 weeks of drafting to formulate a fair contract that fits both sides, but doesn't breach any moral codes.
It's super useful, you've got colored lights, sound effects, and you can change the color of clothes.
Don't bash it till you cast it
Summons are cool though.
Me: ABRACADABRA!
*Demon appears*: Have you come to fulfill your debt human?
Me: FUCK OFF ABE! I CAN'T DO A SINGLE CHANT CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS SHOWING UP!
Demon: It's Abbadon and need I remind you how far behind you are on your debt? My business is collapsing all because you didn't honor your contract to me!
Me: FINE! FINE! I'LL PAY OFF MY LITTLE DEBT LATER!
Demon: That 'little' debt costs you ten thousand souls, I am not running a charity here! You have until the last light of the day tomorrow or you'll spend all eternity in Seven Hells. *Demonic Ninja Smokebomb Vanish*
Me: GOD! THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T TRUST DEMONS, THEY CHARGE YOU EXTRA FOR EVERY SERVICE!
It took me a solid 3 weeks of drafting to formulate a fair contract that fits both sides, but doesn't breach any moral codes.