Helping a brother out

Why do you only have two weeks?

Because ‘why the hell not?’ needs a deadline. Either she’s interested in him or she’s bored in general. Either way, gotta move things along.

Anyone find the real link to this? I was unable

I read "kill me" instead of "kiss me" and I was pretty damn confused

I read the beginning and I was like ahh, they're going to get a kiss, how sweet! Then I read the last part and I thought well that's umm.... not quite so romantic.