Feeling pretty confident on this one

unfortunately i've finished a whole large pizza alone and had room for more, didn't take 2 hours, took less than one

Ok, someone edited the photo, the challenge is the FIRST two people win $500. This is an event they have on a specific date and time, and you pay to enter, it's a race

Am I the only fat one here who can hardly eat like half a medium pizza? Like I'm not even good at being fat, I'm a failure!

OMG.The catch is that it is a f'ing Cici's pizza. I don't know if any of you have been to one of Cici's pizza buffets, but if not: imagine a smouldering post apocalyptic Chuck-e-cheese run by a drunk, angry rat in a stained short-sleeve dress shirt/clip on tie combo, flinging "pizza" (burnt toast crusts slathered in Arby's sauce and cheese food) onto a line of broken dressers, while screaming at his scurrying employees to throw more garbage and food across the floor and tables as the smell of gas station restroom gently wafts through the air, permeating carpet, fabric, flesh, and soul. Tokens? Of course. Tokens buy sadness and shame. On the bright side, it is only 5 bucks plus drink :)