That's a motivation!

I hated when those things broke, it was never on purpose tho

Me: *looking at my mechanical pencil*
My brain: JUST DO IT!!!
Me: uhhh do what?
My brain: CLIP IT OFF!!!
Me: but I need to-
My brain: DO IT NOW YOU FOOL!!!
Later that day....
Me:*looking at my plastic fork*
My brain: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU?!?!?

Stomach: Chew the lid
Me: It’s a borrowed pen
Stomach: you’re telling me good news as if it’s bad news

Me: *Afraid of heights but likes admiring sceneries from a high vantage point*
Brain: Jump
Me: Excuse me, what?

Never borrowing my pencils to you barbarians