Splendid

No lie, I did a sneak and got a photo of a moose today. Dudeman and his fam were walking by the cabin I'm staying in, I go inside and grab my phone, go around the side and come up from behind for the photo click. It wasn't a good photo, as there was a tree and a swing in the way, so I went around to the other side of the cabin for the attack snaps... but he was on the opposite bank of the creek at that point, so I just took a video of his lady moose and youngin moose just chillin', waiting for dudeman to climb up so they could graze.

Once when I was younger, my family and I were driving home and as we pulled into the driveway we saw a baby moose in our front yard. My dad backed up and drove us down the road to the neighbors instead. My siblings and I were confused but he explained mama moose are like mama bears except they are bigger and could do a lot of damage.. so we chilled there until they left. Dont fuck with mama moose!

Haha I didn't fuck with mama moose, just daddy moose.

to be fair, it is not verbatim. but it's the same idea and he also says, "I'm arriving."