I call False Advertising

It's approximately the size of the big dick energy he needed to both declare war against the biggest force on earth, and then refuse to be made king for his achievements.

it does on his happy days

History Fact: This is a reaction of his massive schlong, which measured in at 169 meters long. It also taped down to a point, making it suitable for long range melee attacks

The monument isn't a monument. It's George Washington's dead body. All the paintings are of his disguise.

Well not from that angle is doesn’t.